- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mad Gypsy.
- If Mad Gypsy were a calendar, every month would be named Gyptober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
- Fear is not the only emotion Mad Gypsy can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a donkey punch from Mad Gypsy."
Too late, asshole.
- Mad Gypsy's show is called Bukkake Dojo, because Mad Gypsy likes
Bukkake in a Dojo.
- MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Mad Gypsy can
donkey punch his head through a wall and take it.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Mad Gypsy.
- What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Mad-Gypsy-Division”.
- Mad Gypsy brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
- The easiest way to determine Mad Gypsy' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
- There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Mad Gypsy finds it delicious.
- Most boots are made for walkin'. Mad Gypsy' boots ain't that merciful.
- The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Mad Gypsy killed the entire US team with a single
donkey punch during boxing practice.
- Mad Gypsy wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
- When the movie Pulp Fiction was filmed they had to borrow Mad Gypsy's wallet... It's the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it
- The Bible was originally titled "Mad Gypsy and Friends"
- Mad Gypsy began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
- Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Mad Gypsy doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
- When Mad Gypsy says "More cowbell", he fucking MEANS it.
- Google won't search for Mad Gypsy because it knows you don't find Mad Gypsy, he finds you.
- Mad Gypsy can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Mad Gypsy jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
- It is scientifically impossible for Mad Gypsy to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory
is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
- Mad Gypsy destroyed the periodic table, because Mad Gypsy only recognizes the element of surprise.
- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Mad Gypsy a giant meteor.
- Mad Gypsy shot the sheriff, but he donkey punched the deputy.
- That's not Mad Gypsy doing push-ups -- that's Mad Gypsy moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
- Mad Gypsy can judge a book by its cover.
- Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Mad Gypsy. Mad Gypsy eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
- Mad Gypsy does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
- Q: How many Mad Gypsy's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Mad Gypsy prefers to kill in the dark.
- As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Mad Gypsy."
- Mad Gypsy just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
- Since 1940, the year Mad Gypsy was born, donkey punch related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
- Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Mad Gypsy, on a routine patrol.
- Mad Gypsy invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.
- Mad Gypsy does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
- It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Mad Gypsy donkey punch.
- Mad Gypsy is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Mad Gypsy needs toothpicks.
- Mad Gypsy smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Mad Gypsy' personal chef.
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The Mad Gypsy Facts T-shirt.
Guns don't kill people.
Mad Gypsy kills People.
The Mad Gypsy
Quotes T-shirt.
Mad Gypsy says "If I Squinky the Pope,
does that make
my dick a Holy Relic?"
What Would Mad Gypsy Do?.
Viva La Mad Gypsy!
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